Things I'd Rather Do Than Go See Catwoman.
BY BENJAMIN KHARAKH
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Build a sandcastle for the sole purpose of having it kicked in my face.
Fall from a reasonably high ledge.
Swallow several Legos.
Rip a dollar into three unequal pieces.
Buy an expensive pair of pants and then spill grape juice all over the crotch.
Fill out a Mad Libs and then eat it.
Have a colonoscopy.
Wake up very early and go running.
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